Saturday, October 27, 2007

200 Limit

A list of some of the text messages i have saved on my phone...

Seth: Keep on the Kingdom. Mt 6:33


Courtney (Cheebs): kwazy, Woofus!


Jared Parker: No. You punk kids with your rap music and your drugs. Always with the fighting and the smoking drugs!


Landon: 5 artists that remind me of you: mxpx, afi, paul simon, johny cash! And beat boxing from your mouth. Haha what about me?
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Landon: If you suddenly find yourself without a life sunday night, consider attending the brown side homework ball at zippys, grand hall. Slutty attire permitted.
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Aley: Mhmz. It's gonna be da most shizzin hw party cause shley shley will be dere.
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Chris: Motherfucker


Justin: I finally got my stinkn license!!! (4/13/07)


Landon: I'm feeling fat.....and sassy
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Noelle: Kev, don't you wanna see the cobrasnake????


Landon: The damn girls are gonna kill me.....i need you!
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Landon: Oh her....Little summer suicide is my....SLAVE..I USE HER HAIR AS A LAMP TO SAVE ENERGY. ITS NUCLEAR.
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Suzie FLOATZ!: Booty dancing isnt as fun without you.
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Suzie FLOATZ!: Me and landon are the official deming brother airport transporters. Yes!
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Rachael: Haha youre despicable, ranger


Aley: Youz abitch.
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Suzie FLOATZ!: Youz abitch.
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Noelle: You'z a bitch.


Dad: Kevin, Happy Birthday - Dad


Suzie FLOATZ!: And i pray that you, being roted and established in love may have power, together with all the saints, to grasp how wide and long and high and deep is the love of Christ and to the measure of the fullness of God. Ephesians 3 go read your bible.
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Suzie FLOATZ!: Unless your korean, blind, or have a gay or dead parent, youre not getting any scholarships- mama sterch.
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That is about all of them. There are a few more, but without context they aren't that meaningful.

6 comments:

Chris Massad said...

motherfucker...haha, that was funny

Chris Massad said...

cutie, oh my gosh...i was telling liz that story cause she was wondering why I said motherfucker to dear kevin, haha...those were some interesting times, weren't they? glad that's gone though...dude, i can tell you've been watching FOUND due to that text I got, sorry I never responded right away...it was quite the long weekend and I just went home and crashed out and didn't wake up until 9, it was crazy

I hadn't realized FOUND was when we first started hanging out cause like you, I feel like I've known you for most of my life...but that's just a testament to the good friendship we have...so i'm glad we have such an awesome relationship!

yea, the three of us were all a part of the announcements this weekend...i think there is a way you can watch it cause they stream service online...i'll have to find out where though...but yea, landon and I were asked to do it and we decided to include seth dressed up as Rocky to announce Trunk-R-Treat...it was pretty funny...

anyway, it's funny to respond to you on facebook, and then here and now on to the text, haha...love you bro!

Unknown said...

bahahahahh! so funny!

slutty homework ball! haha of course. was that the same night we went to aley's filipino off 5th party?

and dude, mommas quote, so funny! haha. she confessed it and thoroughly explained it to me the other night.i think that ol' grannie sterch is taking a hold of her.

i'm excited for picture messages! woo!

ashley. said...

hahahahahaha, this is so good!
yes, lan, that was the night.
dude, i love the triotexts from the girlz.
oh & lan is in trouble.... the damn girls are going to kill him!?
haha.

ashley. said...

hahahahaha, thank you kevin, that made me 'LOL'.
yesss, lan & i put statcounters in like a year ago, haha - it came in handy as of late.
i intend to delete that post as soon as he sees it. which i will know when that is - to the second, haha.

suz said...

dude the series of "youz abitch" is the best.